This has been my orkut profile for 2 yrs(2006-08) .

ABOUT ME....
Thanks to Mr. Ravichandran Pillai(Registrar,Lakshadweep Union Territory Admin. Office, whom I never met) I know that im the 713281816th Indian born (Info Courtesy my Birth Certificate).N I m registered as 15546723th member of Orkut.
I have been named 4 times.Jyothi Prakash...Jyothi Prasad...Jyoti Prasad..N atlas Shishir Singh. I m not changing it anymore.

My dad is scientist, my mom a teacher, my sis is a PhD, my bro is a NIFT product..So technically a black sheep of the house but I still dream big coz I sleep alot.HEE HAA HAA

I love to read (training modules not included) movies,music,electricity,librans(my bro , my Best friends n Amitabh Bachchan r Librans),clean shitpots,tea,coffee n newspaper.I played Charlie Chaplin in fancy dress competition(class 5th) n still bearing the repurcusions.On holidays I brush at 4pm.I m good at writing shit n painting shit(This piece of shit is a proof of that).I wear wot my dad,sis,bro,mom n relative gift me so don’t judge me by my clothes. To b honest i do lie (for d same reasons that u lie).

I hate Pakistan as im an INDIAN(PUN involved).Coz of US I hate North Korea ,Iran and of course the US.I hate ekta kapoor n himesh reshammiya N all their fans.The best in me is my god n im my own demigod. AUTOMATA is a deadly subject(I flunked in it along with 87 out of 107 batchmates of mine so now I can trust 87 persons who will b there with me in my bad times).
For me "BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF BE(ER)HOLDER".From orkut i learnt one thing "GALS LOVE DOGGYS N BILLIS "(For proof check out any gal's orkut album)

My thinking is a bouncer for most people. I think philosophy about life is overrated .Love is misunderstood. Truth is very random...reality is a pattern.....Eccentric genius without eccentricity is wot I like. Power of time is wot I aspire.
I know that in 2042 I ll b on d cover of TIME magazine for some reason. I would have holidayed in 38 nations by 2050 starting from 2012.
I try not to use words like ulfranym to prove my intelligence.I use KISS strategy for this.
At last words of tubelight wisdom
"Do not try to bend the spoon.Thats impossible.
instead only try to realise the truth.
There is no spoon.
then u ll see that its not the spoon that bends it is only urself"

Warning!!:
Dont use this against me I can be sarcastic.I have a sense of humour but I m better at sense of Hammer.

Note:
All copyrights of the work are registered under ShishirHardwork Co® and is subjected to the jurisdiction of Delhi High Court.

Post Script:
If the court doesn’t do anything then I ll sling your balls. If you are gal then don’t worry copy it , go ahead.. just tell ur friends about me.
Confession: There is no word like Ulfranym.
Check my blog out it is boring to common people though but intellect kinds would like it
http://crea8iveshishir.blogspot.com/